Cheesy Valentine Sayings

Here are some really cheesy Valentine sayings and one liners for those who love to express it with a slight pinch of cheesy bits. The common peeps tend to be boring at times, so why not pick up a cheesy and daring saying to wish him/ or her for this Valentine’s day?

cheesy valentines ideas

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.

If you love 6, I love 9, together we make up a good 69 on Valentine’s night. ~Kurt Avish

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Hi, I’m astronomer and I’ve been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XAlpha8… 6… 2, erm… Erm, wait. That heavenly body is you!

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My Jaw!!

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

When I marry you I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

What’s your favorite position on extramarital sex?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place and sop you up with a biscuit.

Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.

I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.

You be the biscuits and I’ll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!